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2053
1. "Have you lusted after a woman, have you had immoral thoughts, pornography, masturbation and so on…"
You know, when I go to church, I look up at JEEESus, and I wonder what it would feel like if I got a tall enough ladder to get up there and rub my cock on Jesus' face...is that adultery?
2. "THE POLICE WILL NOT SAY YOU ARE GOOD PERSON BY KEEPING THE LAW! YOU SHOULD KEEP THE LAW ALWAYS!"
I keep the law - honest! I keep it right here in my pants.
3. “Exodus 20:16 Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.”
I live under a bridge. I have no neighbors. And I always tell the truth. That last part was a lie.
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